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metlstormAlso found while cleaning the office
Xavier Ashe 
@metlstorm This is beautiful. You should add some #dune hashtags for all of us Dune fans that would love to find this.
CreetureNZ@metlstorm Adam I am 100% stealing this and sharing it around the office
BibbleCo@metlstorm Ha ha, only serious. Perverse incentives galore in Corp infosec hell.
For I am CJ 
I once interviewed with a dude who bragged about all the "shiny toys" he had convinced his org to purchase . . and then he bragged about how he had 'tuned' all of those expensive tools to produce ZERO findings (not zero 'false positives')... because he had so many shiny things, that day to day management of them used up all of his time and there fore "did not leave any time to work on incidents the tools would have discovered"
aussieklutz@metlstorm It is by the disclosure alone that I put the SOC in motion
It is by the juice of roasted beans and taurine that the analysts acquire indicators
The chains acquire links and the responders uproot persistence
It is by the disclosure alone that I put the SOC in motion
It is by the juice of roasted beans and taurine that the analysts acquire indicators
The chains acquire links and the responders uproot persistence
It is by the disclosure alone that I put the SOC in motion