NikoFeb 7, 2023
batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)

“I love you,” Random Generator Bot tells me.

Warmth blossoms inside me and a grin breaks across my lips. “I love you too, Random Gene—“

“Plate tectonics digest cannulas,” Random Generator Bot says.

My smile fades. “Yeah…” I nod at Random Generator Bot. “They sure do, buddy.”

Nov 11, 2022 at 3:58pmWeb
Show threadJoNov 12, 2022
@batkaren an all time.
Show threadMason Loring BlissNov 13, 2022
@batkaren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_8YJGdyxxE
Confession booth

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Show thread: j@fabrica:~/src;  Feb 12, 2023
@mason oh it’s been too long since I watched the only George Lucas movie I can ever watch again without flashbacks to Jar Jar, thank you for reminding me.
Show threadDayatseaDec 2, 2022
@batkaren "shut up you random generator fool and come give me a back rub."
Show threadGenghisMar 2, 2023
@batkaren This still quietly breaks my heart every time I see it. Bravo.
Show threadOfficially Tara 🕷️  🌹Mar 31, 2023
@batkaren oh no. it's me. I'm Random Generator Bot.
Show threadCats Who Draw Feb 7, 2024
@batkaren this is one for the "best toots" archive 🏆
Show threadBioalchemy13 🇺🇸🇺🇦Feb 8, 2024
@batkaren The closest Google Assistant ever came to saying she/they loved me was to say “I love answering people’s questions.” Close enough.
Show threadDan PatchFeb 10
@batkaren good old Random Gene