Anyone who thinks all Canadians are friendly has clearly never met any of their geese.
@Alice Canadians are able to maintain this perceived friendly nature only due to the longstanding mythical relationship we have with Canada Geese.
The geese are somehow able to absorb Canadian's pent up anger, then fly south to release it... Returning north just in time to begin the anger transfer process once again.
Nature, it's a beautiful thing.
@dabertime I would watch this naturmentary.
@dabertime @Alice it's true. Some Canadian geese end up at Philip Island, Australia, where they strut across the racetrack and try take on racecars. I've had one chase my car across the grass there!
@dabertime @Alice We also play a game with blades strapped to our feet and playing instruments that double as clubs to bludgeon each other with. Frequently we also engage in bare knuckle boxing while playing said game. This also releases anxiety when the goose anger transference is not enough.