@henry_3000
Jimmer Cork-BottleI know things ordinary people don't know because ordinary people don't talk to squirrels.
poetaster@jimmerthatisall what'd'ya mean! I try! But they stay still to listen!
Never. Ever stay still.
OzziesMom🐿️🧹🖕🏻
Thiago Figueiró
Rev. Watt deFalk, O.C.D.@jimmerthatisall
In autumn I've been known to try motivating the squirrels with "Hurry and gather your nuts! Winter's coming!"
In autumn I've been known to try motivating the squirrels with "Hurry and gather your nuts! Winter's coming!"
Hannah
enmodo ⚛️ 🧬 🇺🇦 🍉@jimmerthatisall that's nuts!
The Febrile Muse
llywrch@jimmerthatisall I used to listen to the squirrels in my neighborhood, but they always told me the same thing: “Keep BOTH of your damn cats in the house, mister!” So I stopped listening.
Besides, Mastodon is far more interesting.