Does this universe have a caring, loving god, or a vengeful, angry god? To test, I made sandwich from corn niblets, mayo and parmesan cheese, with smoked paprika and crushed corn chip for visual interest. I was neither struck down nor translated directly to a higher plane. This god of this universe is, at best, indifferent.

I might call this an elote sandwich but I do not wish for the entire nation of Mexico to murder me where I stand.