Me: *pulling weeds and listening to 80s hair bands

Chinese spy balloon: fuck this *leaves

@medusaousa

Hey China where you going?

@MaggieCi OMG!! This is fantastic!! 😂🤩🤩

@medusaousa

But it was a "weather balloon." 🤣 🤣 🤣

OMG

I was just talking about the trainwreck of a weather balloon story.

Nice try China.

We have Google and 24-hour news, sooo.

@CherylBlueWave 😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽 too funny

@medusaousa

Thanks!

I'll bd here all week.