Got my first invoice from the Origami Society and donโ€™t know what to make of it.
The Phillipines National Origami champion is known as The Manila Folder.

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Origami practitioners are bad at poker.

@dgar Known for pushing the envelope
@HighlandLawyer
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always remain stationary.
@dgar It never occurred to me there could be so many origami puns. Hard to wrap my head around.
@Catawu
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@dgar Interestingly enough, this is also the nickname of the Philipino business man that keeps going bankrupt.
@dgar Do you have a book you are taking these from? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I once had a friend who shared a new joke every time he saw me and then one day after over a year he showed me the book he kept in his back pocket. ๐Ÿ˜†
@dannykean Not a book, no. I admire the dedication of your friend.
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Iโ€™m literally just googling for jokes and tooting the ones that make me chuckle. I read a ton of really bad ones that I donโ€™t share. Some Iโ€™ll re-word or re-write. Every now and then Iโ€™ll toot one of my own creation, but thatโ€™s rare. I love humour, but Iโ€™m better at writing stories and songs than jokes and puns.
@dgar @aral theyโ€™re still in business? I thought they folded

@scott  

(Iโ€™ll warn you now that I have a limitless supply of that emoji.) :P

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@scott @aral
I expect to see it used liberally then! ๐Ÿ˜†
@scott @dgar @aral โ€ฆ the amount in-creases in every invoice
@dgar I asked Ben. Heโ€™d fold five
@zynaesthesie
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I can make a hat

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@dgar A paper hat โ€ฆ ?
@dgar inflation is out of control! I just got my invoice and it's a two fold in crease over last year.
@dgar I tried it, but thought it was for the birds!