New gender just dropped
@parisba
I KNEW I was a Boeing deep down inside!!!! HAHAHAHHA
@parisba If my son could choose his gender, it would 100% be Dreamliner

@parisba

*Napoleon Dynamite voice*

"Lucky!"

@parisba Even at the risk of ending up on a no-fly list, I would DEFINITELY choose the new gender. 😂 @davidgarywood
@parisba my favorite one of these will always be "Man/Woman/Venezuela" 🤣
@parisba oh no its me tomorrow
@parisba
That is the one true gender for those of us who identify with being either Transpacific or Transatlantic! 
@chunshek @parisba so.... pronouns in that particular case?

@cobie
fly/flew/flown

Usage examples:
• Fly likes to fly across the ocean.
• I once flew with flew across the ocean.
• Fly has flown with flown suitcase.

🤪

@parisba

@chunshek @parisba it shut down many decades ago, but you’ve just reminded me that here in Oz, we used to have TAA - Trans-Australia Airlines 🤔 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_Australia_Airlines
Trans Australia Airlines - Wikipedia

@parisba @chancerydaily And you have won post of the day. Bless you Paris B-A.

@goodthinking @parisba

I stole a reply from the comments (I copped to stealing it later in the family chat) lol

@chancerydaily
Great steal! 🕴️
Spread the word and spread your wings!
@goodthinking @parisba
@parisba Someone wanted to throw punchlines "Are you a Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner? Because you're flyyy"
@parisba you mean, New gender taking off?
@parisba You mean I can be a plane instead of a woman? Tempting.
@parisba genders.wtf will love this.
@parisba pronouns: aisle/window
@parisba
@izaya
Apache helicopter is OUT!
@SOUP @parisba cute little trijet 727 might still be on the table though
@parisba the future liberals want
@parisba @ameel I'll be doing Brissy to SFO next week on one of those!
@parisba Hey, baby… You're the Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner of my dreams.
@parisba neat... it seems more properly a size than gender, but maybe they're not allowed to ask directly. Or does it mean something more like "uncertain, and possibly dead"? Or maybe just "don't trust my software, it's completely whack"... (apologies to Boeing).
@parisba This new gender didn't drop, it landed. 🤣

Your software systems should not make it possible for someone to do this. Unless they identify as a Dreamliner.

https://cloudisland.nz/@parisba/109792739476322204

Paris B-A (@[email protected])

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@parisba I identify as an Airbus A321... Tag me when they start accepting me for who I am... 😜
@parisba
Oooooohhhh, I want that one!

@parisba
Dreamliner sounds good to me.

;)

@parisba it looks like one of those awful jokes but that now is real :0

@parisba take that fox news 👊

@parisba if only it was possible! 😅
@parisba was gonna page @effy but @aurynn got there before me. Trust you are well, @effy
@parisba Some horny attack helicopters are very happy.
@parisba That is about what I feel like.