Me (to kids): come on down and see a video of one of my favorite mathematicians explain infinity to a 9 year old. Well, at least one of my favorite living modern-day mathematicians.
Spouse (smirking).
Me (to spouse): What?
Spouse: You have multiple favorite *living* modern-day mathematicians.
Me: Yes, and?
Spouse (still smirking): Nothing.
Does she even know me?