reconbot
#introduction I’m a long time FOD, since s1 tng somehow. I have no idea how I found the show but I’m glad I did. I was always a little bit embarrassed to be a Star Trek fan as a kid but didn’t let that stop me from enjoying it. Looking forward to the jokes, glad I could sign up with the best ship in the fleet.
Jan 30, 2023 at 2:38pmWeb
Show threadJust Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪Jan 30, 2023

Welcome @reconbot

We're all a little embarrassed here but that feeling goes away after a hoof or two so grab yourself one and relax.

Show threadreconbotJan 30, 2023
@Bridgemakes my hoofs are filled with coffee but they’re just as relaxing *cheers*
Show threadJust Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪Jan 30, 2023
@reconbot so what you're saying is "there's coffee in that there hoof"?
Show threadreconbotJan 30, 2023
@Bridgemakes I am! And we need more hoofs if we’re gonna make it home! Otherwise I’m going to start whispering and nobody wants that.
Show threadakaDukeJan 30, 2023

@reconbot Welcome! Be sure to check out the new swim up tiki bar on deck 11. Don't mind the dolphins, they're doing science.

We had a *little* incident with the holodeck that used to be there but that's behind us and the bar is a big hit!

Show threadreconbotJan 30, 2023
@goodmorningduke all these incidents and yet they keep making these things!
Show threadakaDukeJan 30, 2023

@reconbot They could at least get some better security protocols in place. Someone loaded a pirated Riker program, it took over the holodeck computer, @Bridgemakes almost died and we had to jetteson the entire thing into space.

The bar is nice though and the dolphins make a mean Mai Thai. Who knew the ops part of "cetacean ops" meant chill hangs with pineapple drinks?!

Show threadJust Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪Jan 30, 2023
@goodmorningduke @reconbot can you please put a content warning if you're going to talk about that holodeck program. I'm still having nightmares about that hamster
Show threadreconbotJan 30, 2023
@Bridgemakes @goodmorningduke hey I meant to ask, is this a family ship? Or are those just small crew people?
Show threadJust Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪Jan 30, 2023
@reconbot @goodmorningduke I mean I've never checked but you can curse it that's what your worried about.
Show threadreconbotJan 30, 2023
@Bridgemakes @goodmorningduke as long as there aren’t any 12 year olds at the helm… or command
Show threadJust Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪Jan 30, 2023
@reconbot @goodmorningduke only if there is a rocking party that no-one wants to miss