Eggcellent Bacon
God 
Finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle…My username is…ComeUntoGod. 😂
🏳️🌈Rayne Raccoon🏳️🌈@godpod 🤣
LOLRH1 
🇺🇲🇺🇦@godpod oh Lawd, he comin'!
a fading echo@godpod They'd not have much time for you.
riscy@godpod well played sir 👏
Filthius
Moondoggie@godpod Seems they only want followers of gun-totin' Republican Jesus.
ottominati@MoondogRick @godpod God, Guns and Gas Stoves, the republican version anyways. 😜
The Other Doug Jones 🇨🇦😎🖖 Elbows Up!
Rocky 💜💙At first I thought you were female, but then I remembered love is love. 😂
Dave@godpod oh come all ye faithful
Metalhead84
JR@godpod Strangely sounds about right.
Hiker Geek 🌲💻🌲@godpod I didn't know God was that kinky.
That post made my day!
pdx_N7@godpod I'm just seeing Cartman singing, "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his sweet salvation all over my face!" lmao
Stephen Jerome@godpod I thought you would have just asked out one of those sexy Hellenic gods or perhaps one of the Norse gods like Freya.
MarcusCSC@godpod could you change it in court for it to work on Earth
DJ
Tina 
@godpod How long did I that take you?
TootUncommon@godpod If you based your "Christian Mingle" profile on what the Bible actually says, I doubt you'll see much action. The talk of slaves, concubines, multiple wives, selling children, and permissable abortion(!) really seem to turn some of your followers off.
C2@godpod 😂 Please use that name on all the dating sites.
Simon Zerafa