"Anker released a new charger? Guess I need a new slightly smaller much more powerful way to charge all my Apple devices." - Me every six months

@mergesort *buys new anker charger for laptop bag*

(doesn’t travel anymore)

@amro But if I did travel it'd be electric!
@amro @mergesort lol exactly why I did. On my first trip with my M1 Max I left my charger at my destination. Got home and ordered an Anker one •. Haven’t traveled since and I don’t need it at home.
@mergesort and yet somehow they can’t seem to make one with the port on top of the cube and not sticking straight out the front. Here I am stuck paying the $60 for Apple’s mediocre one JUST on that principle.
@mergesort @viticci Why do self help books say “You are unique and special and there is no one like you” and yet everyone on the Internet thinks exactly like me?
@mergesort And then I got a Eufy Doorbell…
@mergesort @viticci I still haven’t found a more minimalist solution than the Nomad 30w charger - yes only one device at a time, but at the size of the apple 5w cube, and Marie Kondo is proud of me!
@aviel @mergesort @viticci Also it’s worth it for people’s response “this tiny thing charges your computer??”
@mergesort I feel attacked. And seen.
@mergesort That’s one of my admitted guilty pleasures.