Shoshana 🏳️⚧️I've started drinking alkaline water, but I've been adding lemon to it because I don't want to be too basic.
This is pHunny if you get it.
Bosque Bill@LilahTovMoon I’m tempted to add an acidic comment.
LaPingvino 🟙 
@LilahTovMoon funny, pHunny AND punny!
Fio Firefox🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐾@LilahTovMoon When you’ve got to take your water down a notch…
Aunonymist@LilahTovMoon
That joke's a 14 out of 14.
That joke's a 14 out of 14.
Simon I Groove musically@LilahTovMoon I had a caustic comment ready to go, too.
Shel@LilahTovMoon Another pHad?
Funnily enough, I'm recovering from a nasty bout of norovirus so I made my own electrolyte cocktail yesterday (sugar, salt, and sodium bicarbonate). It tastes like salted caramel but it worked a treat.
CautionWIP 🎃+🇨🇦+🏳️🌈= 
@LilahTovMoon Salty humour honestly sours me on the person who makes it.