I was compelled to explain in a large training session that Excel and MathCAD are not, Not, NOT acceptable tools for performing QL-1 nuclear safety calculations.

I absolutely hate that I have to keep explaining this to degreed engineers doing safety-critical work.

I am going to die on this hill whether I want to or not.

This just makes me want to cry.

Excel is suitable only for tasks less important than Girl Scout cookie sales tracking. Do not bet anything more valuable than a box of Thin Mints on Excel.

@arclight
Excel is not a spreadsheet. Excel is a full-featured virtual machine running a smalltalk-inspired REPL whose display layer happens to resemble a spreadsheet.

Something like a third of the world’s money goes through Excel every single day, and the reason you don’t think Excel is a Real Programming Language is because if we admitted that, we’d have to admit that most of the most important software in the world was written by underpaid women in pink collar jobs, and we can’t have that.

@mhoye i thought it was a dodgy flight simulator…

https://youtu.be/-gYb5GUs0dM

Excel 97 Easter Egg - Flight Simulation

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