John GruberWhy does the iPad not show battery health in Settings: Battery?
iPhone, Apple Watch, and even MacBooks all show battery health. Only iPads do not. Very odd!
Kevin Karhan 
@gruber That's intentional by #Apple.
They certainly want to make the nice $$$ of people having #DangerPillow|s cracking their screens and overcharging them for a replacement.
Bryan Gregus@kkarhan didn’t realize the conspiracy theorists have already invaded mastodon. Shame.
@bgregus just talking from experience, m8.
I mean there are others with a far higher number of samples in their collection, but I've yet to hear of any other company releasing laptops with flex cables for HDDs that break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8
Not to mention that #DangerPillow|s are the reason WHY I only buy and use devices with toolfree swap- and removeable batteries myself...
@kkarhan please use an example from less than a decade ago. Anecdotal experiences are just that. Anecdotal. They are not “the end all be all” just because YOU experienced something. Anyway. Have a nice night.
@bgregus I just say so because I've had batteries go danger pillow on me and I want to avoid eWaste and having toolfree-removeable batteries is the way to achieve that.
Q: Have you ever seen a #lithium #battery on fire?
It's the kind of shit where firefighters can only throw dry sandbags on and wait for it to glass itself...
Louis' front door goes BOOM courtesy of UnitPackPower battery.
@kkarhan I have absolutely no idea how this is relevant or why this is being brought up so I will be disengaging as you appear to be a troll.