I don't own a calendar. I don't own a clock. I can tell that time has passed because the onion has grown.
@lowqualityfacts I’m intrigued by the Shiba Inu on the narwhal.
@RadiDaddy It is my prized possession.
@lowqualityfacts where can I obtain such an artifact?
@gsuberland I wish I knew! It is a gift from years ago.

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Is it really a fridge if it doesn’t have an onion clock? 🧅

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This site scares me..I want my mom..😰
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I had an onion that did that. It made me wonder why people don't eat the green bits. Long story short: now I know why 🤢
@lowqualityfacts The real question is: whats the story behind the Shiba Inu standing on a Narwhale?
@lowqualityfacts based on the onion growth my birthday is coming up
@lowqualityfacts according to my onion it’s black mold o’clock