I don't own a calendar. I don't own a clock. I can tell that time has passed because the onion has grown.
@lowqualityfacts I’m intrigued by the Shiba Inu on the narwhal.
@RadiDaddy It is my prized possession.
@lowqualityfacts where can I obtain such an artifact?
@gsuberland I wish I knew! It is a gift from years ago.