Any of my friends: *asks me to look anything up on Google*

Me, 30 seconds later: *stuck in 5 SEO rabbit holes, using weird search operators, inspecting all the elements, emailing companies about their egregious SEO issues, not at all accomplishing the thing my friend asked for*

*(I don’t actually usually go so far as to email companies about their egregious SEO issues.
…Although when they do things like noindex or robots out their homepages or whatever, yeah, I’ve done it.)
@LilyRay Same. Have pointed this out on some new biz pitches recently too. We just can’t help ourselves!