I hate stories that have someone who has never ridden a horse before ride one for hours, and then never mentions the fact that YOUR LEGS AND BUTT ARE FUCKING JELLY for hours afterwards.
@OmegaMom I grew up on a ranch, where riding from 4 am to 6 pm was sometimes necessary. The jelly leg effect can happen again and again! You know in the old Western movies when the guy would come into the saloon, throw a coin on the bar and rasp”Whiskey” ? After trailing a bunch off cows down a mountain, sometimes it is the only thing that helps! :-)