PICK N SAVE EAST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck.

PICK N SAVE WEST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck!

PICK N SAVE LOADING DOCK
Adorable Girl Scout: Hi!
Me: FUCK!

DRIVING HOME
Adorable Girl Scout in Cookiemobile™ with a roof-mounted bullhorn: HI!
Me: FUUUUUCK

ER ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me on crashcart: Fine, two boxes of Thin Mints and fourteen boxes of Samoas, please.