DgarBecause it was running from the cops.
Dogpile@dgar then they beat then shot it
MWT
Queen of Anxiety
Lil Crow 🇨🇦 🐦⬛🐰@dgar run from da popo chicken!!!
Tim Macinta@dgar - "The chicken should have just complied."
Laura Hollister
Timothy Forner@dgar I've got to say, I'm rooting for the chicken here. I don't know what he did, but I hope he gets away with it!
Mojo@TimothyForner @dgar. Obviously, suspected of foul play.
John Eddy@dgar Cluck The Police
Peace Covey
Anne Fisher@dgar
Apparently, egg prices are driving folks to take desperate measures. 😉
Apparently, egg prices are driving folks to take desperate measures. 😉
Bildungstanke
neena maiya
Frankie@dgar mmm eggs and bacon
@dgar STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. You have violated the law. Pay your fine or serve your sentence.
Charlotte Odoyle
Clive Weeks@dgar
Excellent!!! 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
Excellent!!! 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
Paranoid FactoidThat's what I call, playing chicken!
Can't find the right Disaster Area or Zaphod Beeblebrox joke on hand, but thank you for the comment and follow!
@ParanoidFactoid
Brain the size of a planet, and they ask for dad jokes.
How depressing.
YetAnotherGeekGuy 
@dgar
NARRATOR: And thus was born the tradition of the “Why did the Trooper cross the road?” joke format.
NARRATOR: And thus was born the tradition of the “Why did the Trooper cross the road?” joke format.
@dgar BTW, this picture would be a great “Caption this” toot.
LAF and LOVE
⏚ Antoine Chambert-Loir@dgar En français, on dirait un poulet qui court après une poule…
Simon Brooke@dgar But it was white, so it lived and was allowed to go free.
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@dgar Bantam On The Run
Buster McNutt
daryl 
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Patrick McLaughlinSome joker named their chicken “Donut,” and this is the result.
@dgar Bantam On The Run
Verđandi K Soldusty@dgar
When the cop asked the chicken to take him to their feeder, little did he know what diabolical plan she had for him until she led him straight into on coming traffic on the busiest road during rush hour.
When the cop asked the chicken to take him to their feeder, little did he know what diabolical plan she had for him until she led him straight into on coming traffic on the busiest road during rush hour.