So, this happened. After a year of waiting patiently, a chap in the UK told me I was next in line for a commission. He tends to draw things exaggerated, and I proposed to him the idea of a jackalope. A few dollars exchanged and some ideas sketched out, but here's Vernell Ray.

My two middle names smushed together and my late father's middle name.

He's a retired trucker, too fat for the open road. So he's settled into being a damn good mechanic with a hefty appetite.