I am tolerant of many things -- some things -- okay at least two things.

But people who don't Google things that obviously can be Googled and instead come to me like the Oracle of fuckin Delphi or something, without even the common goddamned courtesy to bring be a donut or something, are not one of them.

@Popehat Reminds me of the time some Google employees were biking to work, wearing Google-branded shirts.

A car pulled up next to them at a light, window rolls down and the driver asks "What do you call those inflatable boats used by scuba divers?"

The cyclists looked at each other, puzzled, and said "you mean 'Zodiacs'?"

"Yes. That's it. Thanks."... Window rolls-up, car drives off...