I am tolerant of many things -- some things -- okay at least two things.

But people who don't Google things that obviously can be Googled and instead come to me like the Oracle of fuckin Delphi or something, without even the common goddamned courtesy to bring be a donut or something, are not one of them.

@Popehat
Back when Google used to provide search results instead of sponsored content, I had a few friends who would occasionally text me to ask how to phrase their search to actually get useful results. Apparently I had abilities beyond the average person in that regard. On one hand, it's nice to feel be respected, on the other hand, there was no magic involved.
@TheGreatLlama Is that you, George Santos?
@carfreesince93
Yes, clearly I'm George Santos and I've gotten bored with posing as a politician so now I'm posing as an anarchist for the next phase of my baffling life story. Of course, if I'm George Santos then it's safe to assume this is a lie, but my previous post wasn't.