I am tolerant of many things -- some things -- okay at least two things.

But people who don't Google things that obviously can be Googled and instead come to me like the Oracle of fuckin Delphi or something, without even the common goddamned courtesy to bring be a donut or something, are not one of them.

@Popehat
Yeah, but 90% of my job security is tied up in being the only person in my office who knows that Google exists or the super-complicated method of accessing it. (The other 10% is how to activate fonts.)