Damon KiesowLOL.
Twitter: We have killed all third-party apps.
Also Twitter: Hey look - our app is now #1 in the Apple store. People really really love us.
Ironic that I have four different Mastodon apps running in TestFlight at the moment.
André Natta@dkiesow always be testing?
Half Cocked Law@dkiesow Twitter: all the third-party apps were violating unspecified rules. That's just how business works.
Later Twitter: How can we be banned from an app store for violating unspecified rules? That's not how business works!
@halfcocked This will definitely happen.
@@dkiesow Keep in mind that the official Twitter app is now the worst Twitter app in the store.
Kevin Sours
Brett Glass - WY7BG@dkiesow A couple of third party apps survive. But I'm not gonna say which ones, for fear it'll attract Twitter's attention to them.
@brettglass incompetent malevolence.
Matt Reath@dkiesow mission accomplished for Elon, more eyeballs on ads.
Michael Vilain@dkiesow I don't think this is gonna impress the bankers who are expecting MelonHusk to pay them $1B in interest on the loans he took out to buy Twitter TOMORROW.
Ewen at Large
Fábio Costa 🐇🕐🎩☕@dkiesow to be honest, people should say Space Karen go fuck himself
Chris Glass@dkiesow No... they didn't.... DID THEY?
@TheChrisGlass Elon replied adoringly to a rando who noted the App Store ranking.
@dkiesow Of course he did...
benda@dkiesow with a country full of sheep, who needs customer service?
hikewithrichard@dkiesow They also killed the chronological timeline. That is worse.