when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
@SarahKite Copying @scalzi for Kaiju-at-work content.
@SarahKite considering printing this out for my wall. antuiqe/obscure crossover ads are so interesting to me
@plushprosecutor go for it - I stole it from a mutual on birdsite & they stole it from somewhere else
@SarahKite This reminds me of a series of Godzilla toys that got released a few years ago that feature Godzilla and a few of her enemies at a press conference where they are apologizing for the damage they caused.
#Godzilla #Kaiju #Toys
@rogerriddle @SarahKite My favourite thing about these is how Hedorah is clearly in no way sorry for anything.
@hylianbard Yeah, that was always funny to me. Hedorah didn't apologize but instead said they did nothing wrong.
@rogerriddle @SarahKite The Godzilla one is my profile picture elsewhere.
@eribosot I would love to own one of these but they are so expensive now.
@SarahKite The text next to him reads: '"Godzilla, even though he's small" is born.'
At the bottom it says, "Baby Godzilla" and "(c) Toho / Toho Movies"
@SarahKite “Oh, right. All 1600 copies were supposed to be double-sided.”
@SarahKite "I used to DESTROY Tokyo, now I barely make rent in this stupid city."

@SarahKite No kaiju knows for sure it's a kaiju unless its friends with another kaiju. But it all fails if the other kaiju grew up without parents.

Kaiju don't know Kaiju. They are Ethr - they be.

@SarahKite well than it must be official Godzilla canon...