Everyone please be sure to check under your couch cushions for possible classified documents. They’re apparently everywhere.
@vmstan hang on…click!…I magically declassified them.
@vmstan I'm not sure I have proper clearance to look under the couch cushions.
@vmstan my dog was laying on a bunch of them, hope they don't mind them covered in fur when they get returned.
@vmstan I have at least 7.
@vmstan The government over classifies stuff so much. It’s all about being able to lie to us better.
@vmstan I looked... um... found some "stuff"... but I DON'T think they would be classified for the same reasons... more along "X-Files" reasons.