Yoko's Asterisk 🏳️⚧I hadn't been paying much attention to all this discourse about necro babies until one of them climbed in my bedroom window and started crawling up and down the walls.
Turns out they leave inky trails.
Egan@charliejane They leave a vile stench behind too. Impossible to get it out of the curtains.
William Leisner@charliejane Charlie Jane...
Rachel Crowl@charliejane there’s a lot of vitamins and minerals in them there inky trails. Just pretend it”s licorice or something. It’s good for ya!
Gospel X@charliejane Sounds oddly similar to the velcro baby discourse, too
ein kleines z@charliejane So I looked up what a necro baby is and what you're saying is there's a human baby born from a dead person's sperm crawling up and down between your windows leaving inky trails? Oooooookaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...
isis agora lovecruft ✅@charliejane powdered frog entrails clears up the necro baby ink trails pretty fast, and can also be used to thicken a soup in a pinch