Mastodawn

If I get to 6,000 followers today I will celebrate by eating 6,000 almonds.

@lowqualityfacts
Stream that please!

@lowqualityfacts That's just nutty.

@lowqualityfacts that's a lot of amygdalin!

@lowqualityfacts How delightfully nutty!

@lowqualityfacts 6,000 almonds is equivalent to one glass of almond milk.

And you needed three olympic size swimming pools worth of water to grow it.

@lowqualityfacts unshelled? to show your dedication, of course.

@whatsmypot But of course.

@lowqualityfacts I should have known.

OP will deliver. We know! 👊

@lowqualityfacts are u nuts? 😜

@lowqualityfacts Cleverly said: you will eat that many but not necessarily in one day! Remember to keep count.

@lowqualityfacts
you're playing a dangerous game my friend

@lowqualityfacts should do 6,000 hotdogs. Would be more entertaining