You can walk into any room and scream. "THIS WHOLE THING IS A FARCE!", and it's entirely appropriate every time.
@RickiTarr not after that whole mix up in the lab I can't.
@RickiTarr I have past days, where I walked into work with intentions of quitting & this is pretty much how those days started.
@RickiTarr Oooo…..can I visit The House of Representatives in the United States….. It sounds like the perfect thing to shout from the visitors gallery!!!! Hey Kevin I’m talking to you!!!!
@RickiTarr I could have used you at my last reunion.
@RickiTarr I tried this, but the other actors in my production of "Tartuffe" became very annoyed and have asked me to stick to the script from now on.
@RickiTarr Bonus points if you're related to everyone in the room. :-p haha JK.
@RickiTarr perhaps not into our Very Proper bridge club 😱😜

@RickiTarr Of how many rooms entered, at how many moments in one's life, are neither of the following true:

one's life is somehow a farce, or;

conditions in the room just entered are a farce?

In my case, it's counterintuitively few. I attribute this empirically observed tendency to both the laws of joint probability and the prevalent absurdity of the times …

@RickiTarr You shouldn't do this at funerals. Believe me. It ends badly.
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Not if you walk into a crowded theatre while a play is going on. If the play in question is, say, a tragedy and not a farce, you'll just be wrong... and if the play in question IS a farce, you're just disturbing players and audience alike to tell them something they already know.
@DinaMNealey All plays are kind of a farce
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See the second part of my response for that. ^_^
@RickiTarr I enjoy these glimpses into how the sausage is made
@RickiTarr, you can walk into any parliament and scream. "THIS WHOLE THING IS A FAKE!", and it's entirely appropriate every time.
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The last time I shouted that the Vicar fell out of the wardrobe as myself and a woman, who is not my wife, were climbing into bed...
@raymierussell This sounds like a British sitcom I must see
@raymierussell @RickiTarr Thank you for that grammatical masterpiece.

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What about your trousers?
That would seem mandatory.

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@RickiTarr Anyone who takes offense to you screaming this at them … is projecting their guilty conscience. They KNOW they’re a farce, and they’re pissed you’re calling them out on it.
@RickiTarr (see above) might try this at the next faculty meeting @jackiantonovich
@RickiTarr Unless we are eating donuts, that’s when we are real AF, unless we are leaving donuts in the bag.