Larry VelaJan 13, 2023
Quinn Murphy

Finally a response from WotC!

https://www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1423-an-update-on-the-open-game-license-ogl

Here is my interpretration:

<gets caught with hand in cookie jar>
"Oh, hi!

I know what this looks like....it's just that I know you love cookies and I was experimenting on other ways that we could distribute them to make you even happier with your cookie eating experience. I wanted to make sure none of those other greedy people would steal your cookies."

<palms a cookie>

An Update on the Open Game License (OGL)

Although we are not yet able to release the OGL at this time, we would like to update you on how things are developing, and the goals we have in mind fo...

An Update on the Open Game License (OGL)
Jan 13, 2023 at 4:44pmWeb
Show threadgizmomathboy, FCJan 13, 2023

@gamefiend I approve of this take and would like to subscribe to your newsletter :-)

Wait, I technically already do

Show threadKeith AmmannJan 13, 2023
@gamefiend Y'know what, though? If it means the palmed cookie is the last one they swipe, it's better than letting them walk away with the whole jar.
Show threadQuinn MurphyJan 13, 2023
@KeithAmmann truth!
Show threadTheomeJan 13, 2023
@gamefiend The fucking audacity.
Show threadQuinn MurphyJan 13, 2023
@theome my favorite part was the "we didn't lose, we won!" Completely unnecessary and inserted last minute by some raging narcissist.