twodoublesJan 12, 2023
Wilde Thingy

On this platform, I get a lot more sincere replies to what I assumed were obvious jokes.

So, for the avoidance of doubt; I know neither magic or dragons are real, I'm not advocating the assassination of any of my friends or co-workers and I don't think I'm a squirrel.

Dec 29, 2022 at 4:42pmWeb
Show threadCiotóg🍀💚Dec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy wat about unicorns ?
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@Ciotiog I am also fairly certain I'm not a unicorn, despite the obvious evidence to the contrary.
Show threadChris Godwin Dec 30, 2022
@Ciotiog @Wildethingy what about real unicorns?
Show threadKaneDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy You're not??? A squirrel I mean. 😲
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@KaneG that would be nuts
Show threadDaniel Howard 🌻Dec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy This is exactly what a squirrel would toot, though.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@dannyman rarely does a squirrel toot and I should know.
Show threadArchieDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy Hamster?
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@Archie8 those rumours were put about by my ex and are entirely scurrilous.
Show threadArchieDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy 😀 😂 🤣
Show threadGnash_EquilibriumDec 29, 2022

@Wildethingy

Wilde thingy
You make me feel clingy
You make everything confusing
Wilde thingy

Wilde thingy, I think you're joking
But I wanna know for sure
Please add clarifying language to every joke
I love you

Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@Gnash_Equilibrium I'll add clarifying language to my serious posts, would be less effort 😝
Show threadGeorges Lascar 🇪🇺Dec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy Are you sure?
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@GeorgesLascar I definitely get more sincere replies, yes 😘
Show threadDeus Ex MacGuffin Dec 29, 2022

@Wildethingy

I don't believe your lies, rodent! I know you're plotting a massacre with a squirrel-sized assault rifle!

Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@DXMacGuffin my and my nut laden, bushy tailed brethren.
Show threadMary LayDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy Disappointed now.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@marylaystories I don't think I'm a squirrel, I know I am 😉
Show threadMary LayDec 30, 2022
@Wildethingy Faith restored! 😃
Show threadM.A. RennickDec 29, 2022

@Wildethingy

What does it say about me that I scrolled down your posts looking for the one about dragons.

Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@serenity I'm never serious, even when I'm talking about being serious 😝
Show threadShield MaidenDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy (Tuts...) SO disappointed...
Show thread🇬🇧Daron BrewoodDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy "neither magic or dragons are real" You'll be telling me Father Christmas is a myth next? :)
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@t3kk I hope not!
Show thread🇬🇧Daron BrewoodDec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy Good man LOL!
Show threadAlice McFlurry Dec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy I seriously feel so bad when people give helpful responses/advice to intentionally self-deprecating posts that I carefully crafted to make myself look like a complete idiot.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
@Alice it takes a lot of wit and effort to be as much of an idiot as this 😉
Show threadMOVED TO [email protected]Dec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy
Well, shit, now i gotta unfollow.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 29, 2022
🐿️
Show threadYet Water Was Dec 29, 2022
@Wildethingy When the Great War begins, it behooves us to have squirrels on our side.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 30, 2022
@jpthuot03 I'll be there for you 🐿️😉
Show threadYet Water Was Dec 30, 2022
@Wildethingy now I have the Friends theme song lodged in my ear, so thanks?
Show threadChris Godwin Dec 30, 2022
@Wildethingy magic and dragons are real by ancient standards of the words. Look I put this beer pot next to that beer pot and one teaches the other to make the same flavor beer? That's legit magic by ancient standards and so what the magi did(magic) were real ancient arts. :Goes outside, sees a lizard, points: dragon
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 30, 2022
@chris 😂
Show threadLizardDec 30, 2022
@Wildethingy https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
Suspiciously Specific Denial - TV Tropes

Certainly no one is describing Suspiciously Specific Denial here, so that people will understand what the trope is about. And this sure isn't an opening gag to preface it. And this surely isn't an unnecessary prolongation of the gag to make it, …

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Show threadCheapPontoonDec 30, 2022
@Wildethingy
If it's any consolation, I want you to know that the vast majority of us have never taken you seriously.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 30, 2022
@CheapPontoon thank the lord! 🙌
Show threadMilcom MiasmaDec 30, 2022
@Wildethingy Well where is the fun in that? 😉 Love your humor, keep doing your "Thingy".
Show threadDagnabbit, Pascaline! 💥Jan 12, 2023
@Wildethingy
But... You really ARE a squirrel though, right? Right?
Show threadWilde ThingyJan 13, 2023
@pascaline the evidence is inconclusive 🐿️
Show threadDagnabbit, Pascaline! 💥Jan 13, 2023
@Wildethingy
Which basically means there is no proof whatsoever. I am disturbed now.
Show threadUrban HermitJan 12, 2023
@Wildethingy I am not sure that I could conclusively prove that I am not more than merely a shaved bear.
Show threadYet Water Was Jan 13, 2023
@Wildethingy pity. You were more interesting when I thought you thought you were a squirrel.
Show threadLogan Five (aka John)Jan 13, 2023
@Wildethingy
Dragons aren’t real??? Then what are the Targaryens riding on?
Show threadWilde ThingyJan 13, 2023
@loganfive each other, usually
Show threadBadwolf303Jan 13, 2023
@Wildethingy Disappointed about the squirrel thing. 🐿️
Show threadThundergasm AngrypantsJul 1, 2023

@Wildethingy Not a squirrel, you say?

Well, then I guess I’ll just have to throw these acorns away…

Show threadWilde ThingyJul 2, 2023
@TheRealDCF that's just nuts