@lowqualityfacts they don’t teach this in schools

@lowqualityfacts But quacks duck when they're in danger of the patients they scammed throwing potatoes at them and demanding their money back.

@lowqualityfacts And why were the ducks sad? They were doomed to constant failure in their quest for grapes.

@lowqualityfacts Dear God this account is dreadful. I love it 😂😂😂

@lowqualityfacts Am learning much about Human history here. Explains a lot. Next ambassadorial report will be so informative. Thank you!