4-year-old telling me he wants Luigi (from Luigi’s Mansion) to go into his school friends houses and cuddle them while they’re sleeping. Unsure whether as a parent I’m supposed to tell him “that’s nice dear” or “what you’ve just described is a crime”.
@Jimmfelton the correct answer is to stop sneaking into his bedroom at night in your Luigi outfit you monster

@Jimmfelton Santa and the tooth fairy break and enter/trespass too.

Love young minds.

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The old, Encourage your child’s empathy/Turn them into a serial killer conundrum.
Parenting sounds like fun.
@Jimmfelton explain that isn't a good idea any adult, even a fantasy one, to cuddle kids at night without consenting
@Jimmfelton I'd ask "what if they don't want a cuddle?" to gently introduce the consent issues therein, and let towards a solution where the kids can ask him for a cuddle when they want one :-)
@Jimmfelton I would simply break off all contact with the 4-year-old.
@Jimmfelton This is PRECISELY how I feel about the kids' book "Love You Forever." LOCK YOUR WINDOWS BUDDY, YOU'RE NOT SAFE.