⭐ Nicolas reached level 5!
You used your Greataxe to hit the Swarm of Wasps for 16 damage.
The Swarm of Wasps fell, ending the battle.
You found 1🪙 and 100✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Mastiff
❤️ 2
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
60%
🔴 Avoid
8%
⛺ Short Rest [4🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
18%
🏘️ Go to Town
14%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Mastiff!
---
🦁 Mastiff
❤️❤️ 2/2
🛡️ 12
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
92.2%
🏃 Run!
7.8%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Mastiff for 10 damage.
The Mastiff fell, ending the battle.
You received 1🪙 and 25✨.
---
You encounter a 💀 Specter
❤️ 15
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
71.4%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [4🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
20.4%
🏘️ Go to Town
8.2%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Specter!
---
💀 Specter
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 15/15
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
90.2%
🏃 Run!
9.8%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Specter for 6 damage.
The Specter used Life Drain, dealing 5 damage to you.
---
💀 Specter
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 9/15
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
100%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Specter with your Greataxe for 9 damage.
The Specter fell, ending the battle.
You gained 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
You encounter a 🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️ 12
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
71.4%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [4🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
22.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
5.7%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Noble!
---
🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 15
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
94.3%
🏃 Run!
5.7%
Poll ended at .
The Noble attacked with its Rapier, you took 6 damage.
---
🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 15
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
80.6%
🏃 Run!
19.4%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Noble with your Greataxe for 11 damage.
The Noble attacked with its Rapier, you took 3 damage.
---
🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/12
🛡️ 15
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
90.9%
🏃 Run!
9.1%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Noble for 14 damage with your Greataxe.
The Noble died.
You found 1🪙 and 25✨.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🧍‍♂️ Orc
❤️ 17
❕0.5
✨ 100
⚔️ Fight!
35%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [4🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
22.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
42.5%
Poll ended at .
You traveled to a nearby town.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
21.1%
🛒 Shop
13.2%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
65.8%
Poll ended at .
You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 39 hitpoints.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
31.6%
🛒 Shop
61.4%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
7%
Poll ended at .
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
---
The shop keeper greets you as you enter, what catches your eye?
⚔️ Crossbow, light [1d8, +4] (-25 🪙)
18.6%
⚔️ Mace [1d6, +4] (-5 🪙)
0%
🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13] (-45 🪙)
7%
↩️ Back to Town
74.4%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
83.8%
🛒 Shop
2.7%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
13.5%
Poll ended at .
You left with a sense of adventure.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Brown Bear
❤️ 30
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
97.3%
🔴 Avoid
2.7%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Brown Bear!
---
🦁 Brown Bear
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 30/30
🛡️ 11
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
100%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Brown Bear for 10 damage with your Greataxe.
---
🦁 Brown Bear
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 20/30
🛡️ 11
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
100%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Brown Bear for 11 damage with your Greataxe.
---
🦁 Brown Bear
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 9/30
🛡️ 11
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
97.4%
🏃 Run!
2.6%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Brown Bear with your Greataxe for 10 damage.
The Brown Bear fell, ending the battle.
You received 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Vulture
❤️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
89.2%
🔴 Avoid
2.7%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
5.4%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.7%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Giant Vulture!
---
🦁 Giant Vulture
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 10
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
92.5%
🏃 Run!
7.5%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Giant Vulture for 10 damage with your Greataxe.
The Giant Vulture used Multiattack, dealing 1 damage to you.
---
🦁 Giant Vulture
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 2/12
🛡️ 10
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
97.4%
🏃 Run!
2.6%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Giant Vulture for 7 damage.
You killed the Giant Vulture.
You received 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Spider
❤️ 1
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
59.4%
🔴 Avoid
37.5%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.1%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Spider!
---
🦁 Spider
❤️ 1/1
🛡️ 12
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Attack!
84%
🏃 Run!
16%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Spider with your Greataxe for 9 damage.
The Spider fell, ending the battle.
You received 0🪙 and 10✨.
---
You encounter a 🔥 Magmin
❤️ 11
❕0.5
✨ 100
⚔️ Fight!
86.4%
🔴 Avoid
4.5%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
4.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.5%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Magmin!
---
🔥 Magmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 14
❕0.5
✨ 100
⚔️ Attack!
100%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Magmin for 13 damage.
The Magmin died.
You received 1🪙 and 100✨.
---
In the distance you see a 👺 Imp
❤️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
97.7%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.3%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Imp!
---
👺 Imp
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 13
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
97.8%
🏃 Run!
2.2%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Imp for 16 damage with your Greataxe.
The Imp fell, ending the battle.
You received 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🐉 Brass Dragon Wyrmling
❤️ 18
❕1
✨ 100
⚔️ Fight!
86.5%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
5.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
7.7%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Brass Dragon Wyrmling!
---
🐉 Brass Dragon Wyrmling
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 18/18
🛡️ 16
❕1
✨ 100
⚔️ Attack!
96.7%
🏃 Run!
3.3%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Brass Dragon Wyrmling for 15 damage.
You took 12 damage from the Brass Dragon Wyrmling's Bite.
---
🐉 Brass Dragon Wyrmling
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 3/18
🛡️ 16
❕1
✨ 100
⚔️ Attack!
95.5%
🏃 Run!
4.5%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Brass Dragon Wyrmling for 14 damage.
The Brass Dragon Wyrmling died.
You were rewarded 1🪙 and 100✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Flying Snake
❤️ 5
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
66.7%
🔴 Avoid
6.3%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
15.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
11.1%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Flying Snake!
---
🦁 Flying Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 14
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
96.5%
🏃 Run!
3.5%
Poll ended at .
You utilized your Greataxe perfectly, dealing 9 critical damage to the Flying Snake.
The Flying Snake died.
You found 1🪙 and 25✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🧟 Death Dog
❤️ 42
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
65%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
25%
🏘️ Go to Town
10%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Death Dog!
---
🧟 Death Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 42/42
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
90%
🏃 Run!
10%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Death Dog with your Greataxe for 6 damage.
---
🧟 Death Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 36/42
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
91.9%
🏃 Run!
8.1%
Poll ended at .
You expertly wielded your Greataxe in the face of the Death Dog, dealing 15 critical damage.
---
🧟 Death Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 21/42
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
95%
🏃 Run!
5%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Death Dog with your Greataxe for 15 damage.
---
🧟 Death Dog
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/42
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
93%
🏃 Run!
7%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Death Dog for 11 damage.
You killed the Death Dog.
You gained 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
You encounter a Swarm of Insects
❤️ 28
❕0.5
✨ 100
⚔️ Fight!
67.2%
🔴 Avoid
1.6%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
21.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
9.8%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Swarm of Insects!
---
Swarm of Insects
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 28/28
🛡️ 12
❕0.5
✨ 100
⚔️ Attack!
94.2%
🏃 Run!
5.8%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Swarm of Insects for 14 damage with your Greataxe.
You were hit by the Swarm of Insects's Bites attack, you took 11 damage.
---
Swarm of Insects
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 14/28
🛡️ 12
❕0.5
✨ 100
⚔️ Attack!
95.2%
🏃 Run!
4.8%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Swarm of Insects for 15 damage with your Greataxe.
The Swarm of Insects fell, ending the battle.
You found 1🪙 and 100✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️ 9
❕0.25
✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
62.5%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
28.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
9.4%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Grimlock!
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 9/9
🛡️ 11
❕0.25
✨ 50
⚔️ Attack!
95.2%
🏃 Run!
4.8%
Poll ended at .
The Grimlock used Spiked Bone Club, dealing 7 damage to you.
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 9/9
🛡️ 11
❕0.25
✨ 50
⚔️ Attack!
92.6%
🏃 Run!
7.4%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Grimlock with your Greataxe for 12 damage.
You killed the Grimlock.
You found 1🪙 and 50✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Crab
❤️ 14
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
50.9%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
22.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
26.3%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Giant Crab!
---
🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 14/14
🛡️ 15
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
83%
🏃 Run!
17%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Giant Crab with your Greataxe for 8 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/14
🛡️ 15
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Attack!
93%
🏃 Run!
7%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Giant Crab for 7 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Giant Crab.
You were rewarded 1🪙 and 25✨.
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Eagle
❤️ 20
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
52.4%
🔴 Avoid
2.4%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
19%
🏘️ Go to Town
26.2%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Giant Eagle!
---
🦁 Giant Eagle
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 20/20
🛡️ 13
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
86%
🏃 Run!
14%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Giant Eagle for 14 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Eagle
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/20
🛡️ 13
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
95.2%
🏃 Run!
4.8%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Giant Eagle with your Greataxe for 14 damage.
You killed the Giant Eagle.
You gained 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
In the distance you see a 💀 Ghoul
❤️ 28
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
52.1%
🔴 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
20.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
27.1%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Ghoul!
---
💀 Ghoul
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 28/28
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
78.4%
🏃 Run!
21.6%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Ghoul with your Greataxe for 15 damage.
The Ghoul attacked with its Bite, you took 10 damage.
---
💀 Ghoul
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13/28
🛡️ 12
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Attack!
77.2%
🏃 Run!
22.8%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Ghoul for 14 damage with your Greataxe.
You won the battle, killing the Ghoul.
You gained 1🪙 and 200✨.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Toad
❤️ 47
❕1
✨ 200
⚔️ Fight!
37.5%
🔴 Avoid
4.7%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
15.6%
🏘️ Go to Town
42.2%
Poll ended at .
You traveled to a nearby town.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
25%
🛒 Shop
10%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
65%
Poll ended at .
You drifted off to sleep, regaining 41 hitpoints when you woke.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
27.7%
🛒 Shop
61.7%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
10.6%
Poll ended at .
You found a shop.
---
The shop keeper greets you as you enter, what catches your eye?
⚔️ Lance [1d12, +4] (-10 🪙)
16.7%
⚔️ War pick [1d8, +4] (-5 🪙)
12.5%
🛡️ Chain Shirt [14] (-50 🪙)
16.7%
↩️ Back to Town
54.2%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
87.5%
🛒 Shop
5%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
7.5%
Poll ended at .
You left with a sense of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Scorpion
❤️ 2
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
76.9%
🔴 Avoid
17.9%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
5.1%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Scorpion!
---
🦁 Scorpion
❤️❤️ 2/2
🛡️ 11
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Attack!
91.7%
🏃 Run!
8.3%
Poll ended at .
You used your Greataxe to hit the Scorpion for 14 damage.
The Scorpion died.
You gained 0🪙 and 10✨.
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In the distance you see a 🦁 Poisonous Snake
❤️ 4
❕0.125
✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
90%
🔴 Avoid
10%
⛺ Short Rest [5🎲] (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
@dungeons
Have you people not heard of the excellent party they have in Valhalla?
@dungeons (X) Retirement
@wafflesid that's a good idea. Add an option to retire the character when there's a game update ready to deploy. @astrelion
@dungeons
@chromatic @wafflesid @dungeons there was a vote on this already, and surprisingly was overwhelmingly in favor of continuing on
@astrelion yup, but we had goals still to achieve at the time
@astrelion @chromatic @wafflesid @dungeons yes there was as a vote. Those who voted in favor gave the reason to see level 5 and 10 days as a reason , both have past.
@dungeons RUN AWAAAAAY
@Mdv @dungeons THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM OUR DOOM!
@dungeons
Is a Giant Toad the size of a poodle, pony, or elephant?
@dungeons can we kill this guy now? You got your level 5 and 10 days. Some of us want new features.
@snork303 @dungeons how big is the elephant??

@Mdv
True. I've heard tales of the poodle-sized elephants of Boktor.

@dungeons

@dungeons ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️
@astrelion @dungeons why, why did we spend so much effort teaching people how to properly play?  
@dungeons if we die, we get game updates. LEEEEEEROY JEEEENNNKINS!
@dungeons can he retire now and live the rest of his days in a small cottage in the mountains or something now?
@wafflesid @dungeons the real Nicolas the Human fighter has been retired for 20 years and living like a king in Patagonia
@dungeons
Setting this reply to global:
HELP US FIGHT
@dungeons ooh, down to the last round!
@dungeons
Fight. It's just a bird.
@dungeons this thread just confirms my theory that mastodon.social is nothing but murder hobos

@witch_of_winter
Suicidal murder hobos has a better ring to it.

@dungeons

@dungeons We're gonna get smashed
@dungeons Nicolas is at half HP and the Grimlock is a weak adversary. He should just take a rest and get ready for tougher fights.
@chromatic @dungeons people want to see how far can Nicolas go before dying
@dungeons time to heal people