A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures and count up to 5:
Equivalent to a human aged 3.

A cat doesn’t give a damn, and is sick of your crap:
Equivalent to a human aged 48.

@juglugs I don't think it's fair to ascribe the same intellect to all dogs. This is very triggering, and makes my dog feel bad about himself, as he can only count up to 3.
@luke
🤣 If the image I just boosted off your timeline is your dog, I believe I know the issue.