not sure why "jacky thinks she's good at housewife activities but she's extremely not and sol is the actual housewife" is so funny to me but it is
yeah this one is just ky's arc
"bridget HATED being treated like a girl and was always trying to prove their manliness!"
apparently that last dizzy is fanart? i found her here https://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/dizzy.html but this appears to be the actual source https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/1975763
Dizzy (Guilty Gear)

i believe the game calls it "entering blood rage" but we all know it's autism blast
unfortunately for jam's latest business venture, may is deathly allergic to paying for things
this one's more of an accurate lore post than a shitpost ngl
i'd like to thank this infamous terf for accidentally ringing in the new year with a legitimately fun gender-affirming post in spite of her actual intentions
it is Her month
21-28 october, 2187
kinda wild that it took me over two hundred posts to find a zappa one, huh?
i got a disappointed reply for not including nago on my last rice post! and fair enough, dude fuckin loves his onigiri
maid dress and cat ears courtesy of this delightful mod https://gamebanana.com/mods/396597
Maid Bridget [GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE-] [Mods]

Bridget becomes a catgirl maid with glasses... A GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- (GGST) Mod in the Bridget category, submitted by manmadee

GameBanana

i dunno why it's only lesbians (male) who have swords and jackets in this game? ram and baiken don't wear jackets, and the rest of the cast use non-sword weapons because gg is absolutely wild

still

it's okay they love each other, this is just how they flirt
potemkin says she's taller in ggx than she was in missing link but, the height on her profile did not actually change,
once again baiken misses out, this time because a katana's blade is curved

once again, i am not going to tell you which of these three characters the post is about

(it's all of them)

i hate the alarm o'clock i chose :(
sol's flirting game definitely needs some work

this one's a little silly because ky does not actually sound french

also because it implies jam and may play their own game in-universe

hehe 

this one really applies to the entire roster, not just ram, because it's describing the whole point of guilty gear's lovingly bisexual character design

but she's a really good example of this principle ngl ngl

they forgor 💀

i am Desperate for sol badguy to beat the shit out of ross gellar

please

dizzy guilty gear 🤝 twitter user @Celesticbees
being utterly adorable trans girls who are also incredible nerds
what is this, a crossover episode
this one also works with sin but it's been a while since axl had a turn
shouts out to @faaln for making a cool and good post that i wanted to give to my favourite character
this one may perhaps have been a little too obvious
i'll let you decide which king is which
@00dani Always love a good non-human girl

@faaln ikr??

i love love love that daisuke apparently sat down and went "okay, we need a new protagonist for the second game who represents gears as a marginalised group and is the hope and light of the world"

and then, he just drew the transest girl in the universe

dizzy my beloved 🥺

@00dani this is so pretty.
Also underboob

@rockario ikr dizzy prety 🥺

also yeah she likes to wear relatively revealing outfits for comfy reasons!

seriously that's why, daisuke actually did not realise how skimpy dizzy's clothes are when he drew her, he was just trying to make her comfortable

i fuckin love her

@00dani is that the cookie clicker guy?

@niki yes, happy chaos is the cookie clicker guy

(also yes, orteil42 made cookie clicker)