dani little ponie 
taking a second shot at this post because the replies slapped. well done everyone
ngl i chose bri for this one primarily because i wanted an opportunity to have the entire kiske family be nice to her
not sure why "jacky thinks she's good at housewife activities but she's extremely not and sol is the actual housewife" is so funny to me but it is
"bridget HATED being treated like a girl and was always trying to prove their manliness!"
apparently that last dizzy is fanart? i found her here https://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/dizzy.html but this appears to be the actual source https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/1975763
i believe the game calls it "entering blood rage" but we all know it's autism blast
unfortunately for jam's latest business venture, may is deathly allergic to paying for things
i'd like to thank this infamous terf for accidentally ringing in the new year with a legitimately fun gender-affirming post in spite of her actual intentions
kinda wild that it took me over two hundred posts to find a zappa one, huh?
i got a disappointed reply for not including nago on my last rice post! and fair enough, dude fuckin loves his onigiri
maid dress and cat ears courtesy of this delightful mod https://gamebanana.com/mods/396597
i dunno why it's only lesbians (male) who have swords and jackets in this game? ram and baiken don't wear jackets, and the rest of the cast use non-sword weapons because gg is absolutely wild
still
potemkin says she's taller in ggx than she was in missing link but, the height on her profile did not actually change,
once again baiken misses out, this time because a katana's blade is curved
once again, i am not going to tell you which of these three characters the post is about
(it's all of them)
this one's a little silly because ky does not actually sound french
also because it implies jam and may play their own game in-universe
hehe 
this one really applies to the entire roster, not just ram, because it's describing the whole point of guilty gear's lovingly bisexual character design
but she's a really good example of this principle ngl ngl
i am Desperate for sol badguy to beat the shit out of ross gellar
please
dizzy guilty gear 🤝 twitter user @Celesticbees
being utterly adorable trans girls who are also incredible nerds
being utterly adorable trans girls who are also incredible nerds
Shark 
Iron Raptor@00dani Oh crap, you've just angered the Quebecois!