Look. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown.

What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?

QUESTION FOR THE EXPERTS: If the French back a Harry-led invasion and seizure of the crown, then he reasserts his right to the French throne, reverse invades and restores the French monarchy in a personal union with the British one...

...does that get us back into the EU?

@garius It seems like a proper British way of conducting affairs and resolving disputes. Go for it! If you could somehow fit conquering Croatia along the way (by either side), we would be very grateful. It seems we're much better off being occupied or otherwise ruled by foreigners - it gives us ample opportunities to bicker and moan and complain, while the country grows and people prosper.
@marin we're busy. ask the Venetians.
@garius They can't at the moment, they're drowning. Ostensibly, we're all drowning, but hey, at least we have crypto!