Look. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown.

What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?

QUESTION FOR THE EXPERTS: If the French back a Harry-led invasion and seizure of the crown, then he reasserts his right to the French throne, reverse invades and restores the French monarchy in a personal union with the British one...

...does that get us back into the EU?

@garius So... where do the guillotines fit in here?

@frogworth @garius the guillotines come in after all the previous shenanigans is done. Basically, Brexit becomes a long way around to becoming a republic.

1. Brexit
2. Harry does the above switcheroo, aided by the French
3. We become part of the EU
4. The French do what they did so well with their monarchy to their new king Harry (and the rest)
5. Royal properties go into a sovereign wealth fund
6. We learn how to really protest from the French, making Insulate Britain look like amateurs

@frogworth @garius

Speaking as a Frenchman, this is PRECISELY why the good Dr Guillotin invented his little contraption.

We (French) went through several revolutions, 5 Republics and two Empires to get rid of that monarchist nonsense.

So, sorry, british people: you are still out of the EU. And Harry is out there in California or something.