Catholic Church: “We most certainly did NOT evolve from monkeys.”

Me: “Okay, what’s the official title of the Pope?”

Catholic Church: …

Me: “Say it.”

Catholic Church: “Primate of Italy.”

@austinkocher I grew up in the Catholic Church, Catholic School for 13 years including my first year in college. They fully embraced evolutionary theory. It’s important to know that there is an ugly, ignorant bloc within the Church that is ultra-conservative. Pope Francis is at war with them.
@cathymack I know. It’s um well a joke more or less.