Matt BirchlerWhether it’s here or Twitter, I just adore genuine posts from people who are like “it might be controversial to say, but…” and then they share the most banal, mainstream opinion you’ve ever heard.
It never gets old.
I love them every time.
Federico Viticci 
@birchtree I love this too. Another version of it is people who say "As I like to say..." followed by the MOST generic thing you've heard a million times before
Jesse Virgil@birchtree “I’m against crime and I’m not ashamed to admit that.”
Greg Morris@[email protected] better than arguing about the same old social media stuff.
You love to see it
R2@birchtree “Unpopular opinion:” always followed by a popular opinion.