So this is interesting. Remember the couple of cases of people shooting at four electrical substations near Tacoma in Washington State, seemingly without obvious reasons on Christmas?

Well, two people just got arrested for it. And it's an interesting story.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdwa/press-release/file/1560621/download

First, they got caught because they brought their phones. The phones gave the Feds their subscriber accounts, which also matched a vehicle registered to one of them that was visible from a distance on a CCTV.
But the big question was always *why*? Was this some form of domestic terrorism? Some coordinated activity? What on Earth could it be?
Turns out (at least this time) it's simple burglary. They cut the power by attacking the substations, and then went to a local business, drilled out a lock, and stole from a cash register.
Curious how many dollars they got from that cash register for the low-low price of doing $3m worth of damage that put power out in 14,000 homes on Christmas day
(my bet is a few hundred, and much less than $1000)

@Pwnallthethings
Madness

And who keeps money in the till?

@billheywood @Pwnallthethings

In rural areas? A nontrivial percentage of (especially independent/mom&pop) businesses do.

@ferricoxide @Pwnallthethings
I believe it

I just don't think it is sensible for any business. Sadly rural crime is a thing

@billheywood @Pwnallthethings

A lot of people love the idea of living "someplace we don't have to lock our doors". Coming from such an area, there were (and even still are) plenty of people that lived their lives that way. Leaving money in the till was part of that mind-set. That said, most don't leave more than an amount necessary to make the first-of-the-day's sales change (which is to say, definitely not worth elaborate breakin plans, let alone wiping out the local grid).

@ferricoxide @Pwnallthethings
If that's all they were after, then why not just force the door and crowbar open the till?

Perhaps they'd watched Die Hard and thought they were breaking in to the vault at Nakatomi Tower 😂

@billheywood @Pwnallthethings

The "can't believe the stupidity" part of me says "they think they'll avoid a terrorism charge by claiming it was just a misguided robbery scheme".

The less optimistic part of me thinks "they might just be THAT stupid that they thought they needed to go that complicated a route".