@scalzi that is, hands down, the best thing i've seen all day

@scalzi So much more adorable and about 1000x less creepy than the Internet Archive https://www.businessinsider.com/the-internet-archives-100-ceramic-statues-2014-4

@scalzi My kids have a ton of Squishables if you need a larger congregation

@scalzi I can totally see this happening with my eight year old. I knew you could predict the future!

@scalzi This is the congregation I identify most with.

@scalzi Awesome...

@scalzi my girls just freaked out 😂

@scalzi the Church of the Holy Squishmallow.

@scalzi perfect

@scalzi I hope they're allowed to remain.

@scalzi
The cuddliest congregation ever!

@scalzi omg this is amazing

@scalzi For some reason I'm imagining them all singing Hozier's "Take Me To Church", but with lyrics about how much they love sugar cookies.

@scalzi My daughter took one look at this and said "not enough axolotls." Not that you should care, but her tone was withering.

@scalzi a) she needs Gordon the shark, and b) vacuum bags have revolutionized squishmallow storage.
Obvs this is regarding my daughter's collection. So. Many. Squishmallows...

@scalzi Plenty of room for expanding the collection, too. Very good.

@scalzi My family has a ton of Squishmallows, too. But there are 6 of us....

@scalzi When Squishmallow Zombie apocalypse starts, we know who to blame now

@scalzi The congregation looks very attentive in the First Church of Scalzi.

@scalzi I love the water bottle pastor.😂

@scalzi Dear God, they're all different.... 😍😍😍

@scalzi You’ve raised the bar here. This is going to be a very popular idea in our house due to the dramatic increase in Squishmallows at Christmas. I am going to have to manage everyone’s expectations.

@scalzi The *best* congregation.

@scalzi Next time your daughter goes out with friends, sneak over to the church and rearrange the collection into a cult worship scene devoted to one a random book from her bookshelf as their new idol.

@scalzi 😲

@scalzi ah I see the answer to my 10yo’s problem: buy a church.

@scalzi I am interested in this religion. Let me know when you open a Church of the Squishmallow

@scalzi I can never show this picture to my daughters.

@scalzi They look like they're all waiting for some cute and unholy service to begin.

@scalzi Cute!