@@Popehat I hope you're going to cover the delightful spat between Ari Cohn and John Ruiz! Sorry it's on Twitter...
@jrieffel I can't BELIEVE that @AriCohn would get up to shennanigans.

Very unlike me

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Did you know that the rules of professional conduct prohibit lawyers from using profanity on social media?

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@AriCohn @WhenISayJ @jrieffel It's possible this is not entirely accurate
@Popehat @AriCohn @jrieffel if it was I would be totally screwed! 🤣
@Popehat @AriCohn @WhenISayJ @jrieffel in fairness, how many of us have actually cussed on the record in court? I usually saved that language for, at least, the hallway. Because I had professional standards

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Filing frivolous lolsuits that threaten the basis of the rule of law itself: Ethical.
Saying "Fuck, that's a stupid lolsuit that dumbass lawyer filed." on SM: Unethical.

Do I have that correct? IANAL, so I want confirmation of my understanding of these nuanced issues.

@jrieffel @AriCohn @Popehat @WhenISayJ totally on brand for a guy who puts “Attorney at Law” in his name field.
@AriCohn @WhenISayJ @Popehat @jrieffel I’m flashing back to a trial where I watched both the prosecution and defense working in harmony to see how many times they could get “cock ring” into the record.
@AriCohn @jrieffel I'm worried that I will stop learning about the law now that I've left Twitter

Whereas I will reap the rewards of John's "schooling"

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@AriCohn @Popehat @jrieffel You are so ungrateful - you should be thankful that he gave you such fine education gratis.

He is the expert, having once sat on a grievance.

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@AriCohn @Popehat @jrieffel The one time I sat on a grievance, my ass was sore for a week.
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I still haven’t been blocked which is a little sad actually. I earned my block dammit.