SirEviscerate 
I always keep a ruler in my panic room, because desperate times call for desperate measures.
Jan 3, 2023 at 3:11amMastodon for Android
Show threadgagewhyldsJan 3, 2023
@SirEviscerate *throws iPad out window into the river. Drives to bridge downriver and cannonballs passing ipad
Show threadWendy NatherJan 3, 2023
@SirEviscerate Nice. 😁
Show threadLaurence Raphael BrothersJan 3, 2023
@SirEviscerate
Show threadPeggy StuartJan 3, 2023
@SirEviscerate 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadDouglas @revdjenk JenkinsJan 4, 2023
@SirEviscerate
One foot in front of the other ...
Show threadParanoid FactoidJan 5, 2023

@SirEviscerate

Are you a dad? Because you sure do know a few dad jokes!

Show threadNorthbaybanterJan 5, 2023
@SirEviscerate Best to go for the compact size rulers like Kim Jong-il or Napoleon.
Show threadSizikinsJan 5, 2023
@SirEviscerate You are going great lengths for personal safety.