What’s even the point of wearing old-timey pajamas with a long night cap hanging over one shoulder if you aren’t holding a single candle on a brass plate?
@batkaren Wait, it has to be a brass plate!? I use a porcelain dish with a tiny handle — can't believe I've been doing it wrong all these years :(
@batkaren Rental agency was in, complained about the fire hazard fml
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Make sure it’s an electric one please. More deaths in the 18th Century were caused by igniting night caps than any other reason😉
@batkaren I find they get in the way, so I sleep naked.
@batkaren the candle is important to avoid tripping over the chamber pot. I hate when that happens.
@batkaren And those pajama caps with a ball at the end are entirely pointless.
#DadJoke
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Somewhere, I have that candle holder but not the antique PJs
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@batkaren Indeed, one cannot settle one's brains for a long winter's nap without these prerequisites
@batkaren Having sex through the butt flap
@batkaren What's the point of wearing them if you sleep hanging upside down hanging from the bedroom ceiling?