Happy 2023! You can close all your 2022 tabs now, it will be fine I promise
@caseynewton I wish I believed you. I really, really need to believe you. I fear they're staying open, by the hundreds...
@caseynewton Or you can just open up a new browser window and name it '2023'. 😁
@caseynewton this man has lost his mind!!
@caseynewton this is some 2022 bullshit.
@caseynewton I've still got tabs from 2021 and earlier 👀
@caseynewton That’s nothing — as a special New Year’s treat, I went wild and restarted my computer. New year, new me.
@caseynewton What about my 2016 tab?
@migurski @caseynewton helpful tip my wife discovered: while you can only open 500 tabs in mobile Safari, you can use private mode to open another 500
@bcamper @caseynewton there are also 3rd party expansion hardware devices available to quadruple Safari’s tab capacity with state of the art compression algorithms
@migurski @bcamper @caseynewton install RAM Doubler in a System 7 emulator to get even more

@caseynewton

Blasphemy! Mark my words, I'm going to need one of those tabs one day.

Microsoft looks to be bringing tabs to the Notepad app on Windows 11

A leaked screenshot has revealed an internal version of Notepad with Tabs.

Windows Central
@caseynewton Bold of you to assume I don’t have 2021 tabs in there, sir.
@caseynewton After investigating this issue in thorough detail, it turned out that I could only close about 60% of them.
@caseynewton Casey, no! If you close all the tabs you die in real life 🫣
@caseynewton Whenever I close all my tabs, I feel like I've just done something very wrong. But within minutes, I feel calm and relieved.
@caseynewton is a glow-up to bookmarks ok?