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Casey Newton
Happy 2023! You can close all your 2022 tabs now, it will be fine I promise
Jan 1, 2023 at 8:11pmWeb
Show threadAdam FieldsJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton lies
Show thread0x575446, Fifth ColumnistJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton Heresy
Show threadberylJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton I wish I believed you. I really, really need to believe you. I fear they're staying open, by the hundreds...
Show threadJeremy BurgeJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton nah mine are marinating
Show threadValueTruthJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton Or you can just open up a new browser window and name it '2023'. 😁
Show threadChloe Tse Jan 1, 2023
@caseynewton this man has lost his mind!!
Show threadbookishJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton this is some 2022 bullshit.
Show threadAlan BuxeyJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton I've still got tabs from 2021 and earlier 👀
Show threadKevin DoyleJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton cc @siracusa
Show threadJames TempleJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton That’s nothing — as a special New Year’s treat, I went wild and restarted my computer. New year, new me.
Show threadBrian ShawJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton *shiver*
Show threadMichal Migurski 🍉Jan 1, 2023
@caseynewton What about my 2016 tab?
Show threadBrett CamperJan 1, 2023
@migurski @caseynewton helpful tip my wife discovered: while you can only open 500 tabs in mobile Safari, you can use private mode to open another 500
Show threadMichal Migurski 🍉Jan 1, 2023
@bcamper @caseynewton there are also 3rd party expansion hardware devices available to quadruple Safari’s tab capacity with state of the art compression algorithms
Show threadPaul SmithJan 1, 2023
@migurski @bcamper @caseynewton install RAM Doubler in a System 7 emulator to get even more
Show threadNick ManosJan 1, 2023

@caseynewton

Blasphemy! Mark my words, I'm going to need one of those tabs one day.

Show threadDavidJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton Microsoft’s planning to add tabs to notepad.
https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/microsoft-is-bringing-tabs-to-the-notepad-app-on-windows-11
Microsoft looks to be bringing tabs to the Notepad app on Windows 11

A leaked screenshot has revealed an internal version of Notepad with Tabs.

Windows Central
Show threadJiří Fiala Total LandscapingJan 1, 2023
@caseynewton
Show thread***Dave Hill 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Jan 2, 2023
@caseynewton MADNESS!
Show threadSir Dr Rusty o the Isle 🖤💛❤️Jan 2, 2023
@caseynewton But, but it hurts 🥂🙄
Show threadDr. StephanieJan 2, 2023
@caseynewton Bold of you to assume I don’t have 2021 tabs in there, sir.
Show threadJesse ClarkJan 2, 2023
@caseynewton After investigating this issue in thorough detail, it turned out that I could only close about 60% of them.
Show threadE.G. PhillipsJan 2, 2023
@caseynewton my tabs are timeless
Show threadMatt ⎊ Jan 2, 2023
@caseynewton Casey, no! If you close all the tabs you die in real life 🫣
Show threadRumman ChowdhuryJan 2, 2023
@caseynewton at this point my tabs are sentient
Show threadCasey NewtonJan 2, 2023
@ruchowdh 🤖
Show threadAron LeeJan 2, 2023
@caseynewton Whenever I close all my tabs, I feel like I've just done something very wrong. But within minutes, I feel calm and relieved.
Show threadTaco DaveJan 3, 2023
@caseynewton is a glow-up to bookmarks ok?
Show threadAlex JimenezJan 3, 2023
@caseynewton but I’m so close