@anarchosurreal oh man, I can't wait for the results of rule 34
@dnl @anarchosurreal I must not google Winnie the Pooh porn. I must not google Winnie the Pooh porn. I must not google Winnie the Pooh porn. I must not google Winnie the ...
Let Me Google That

For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.

LetMeGoogleThat.com
@anarchosurreal Could you please remember to add alt-text for vision impaired (and no-graphics) users? Quite a lot of people won't boost posts that are missing that accessibility feature.
@anarchosurreal Xi Jinping breathing a sigh of relief
@anarchosurreal then at the movie theater : "Winnie the Pooh : Blood and Honey" ...
@anarchosurreal I'm 95% sure copyright never stopped people
@anarchosurreal I don't know if you'd call it weird, but he has already collaborated on a philosophy book... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tao_of_Pooh
The Tao of Pooh - Wikipedia

@anarchosurreal So what you're telling me is Cocaine Bear is a Winnie the Pooh story?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI

Cocaine Bear | Official Trailer [HD]

On a rampage for blow and blood. Meet #CocaineBear. Only in Theaters February 24th. https://www.cocainebear.movie/ Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug ...

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@singletona @anarchosurreal yep these movie makers wasted no time - Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (horror/slasher flick), like Winnie meets Jason

https://youtu.be/W3E74j_xFtg

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Trailer #1 (2023)

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@seanalan @anarchosurreal

Eeeh I'm not big on blood and honey, but I know? Pub domain, Go Nuts.

I'm glad its happening even thoug h I dislike it.

@singletona @anarchosurreal

Cocaine bear V winnie the poo

Lets fucking GOOOO

@anarchosurreal Was just yesterday reading about the new slasher movie "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" coming out next year... ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19623240/
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) โญ 2.9 | Horror

1h 24m | Not Rated

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@anarchosurreal I really hate that I can absolutely hear this in Sterling Holloway or Jim Cummings's Pooh voice
@anarchosurreal aaaaand he did something weird... https://youtu.be/W3E74j_xFtg
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Trailer #1 (2023)

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@anarchosurreal what's the deal with the little red shirt? Is that still owned by Disney?
@gregsdennis the Disney movies.of the 1940s (I think) are still protected by copyright. That is indeed the ones where she is wearing a red shirt.
@anarchosurreal Weird, like star in a horror movie? Naah
@anarchosurreal Pooh is definitely going to do something weird.
@anarchosurreal I smell a 60s Rupert bear and Oz magazine revival
@anarchosurreal Everybody acting like well known characters aren't used in weird and often disgusting ways _before_ they're public domain...
@anarchosurreal soon: "Sweet Jesus, pooh, that's not honey you're eating, it'sโ€ฆ"
@anarchosurreal Pretty sure the red shirt isn't a Disney thing even though everybody thinks it is.
@anarchosurreal Thank you for reminding me of the imminent death of my childhood memories.
@anarchosurreal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
@anarchosurreal TODO: Make indie t-shirt designs where Winnie The Pooh is talking shit about capitalism.
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I missed that in real time because my government just turned officially fascist (as opposed to allegedly-non-fascist) when it happened, but yay!